Finale Update! 

Derrick won, +100 points for him. 

Here's the rest: 

Cody wins the first HoH +25

Derrick wins the second +25

Cody wins the final HoH +25.

Victoria was FINALLY evicted -25.

Cody takes home second place because his love costs $500,000. +50 

Victoria cried, Frankie and Caleb fought. +5 each. The end. 

Smell ya later, smell ya later forever. 

September 22 - Update (had to update it here, because I am out of room in the log options for episodes!)

First things first - Retroactive points for last week's Jury Members comp - Hayden won so points to him (and Victoria, I guess...) +10. 

Also, Hayden and Nicole kissed so +5 each there too. 

Bit of weird week with the schedule shifting and recap, but we're down to the end...

What's going on guys? Are you ready for another update about what is the most predicable and un-action packed season of BB ever? Cause I am, even though I am so over this shit that it's not even fun anymore. Literally, I have been putting off watching the episodes to the last minute and then sitting there stewing in my own disappointment as I tally up the points. Real talk, yo. 

Don't worry though, I won't flake and stop updating even though I am SO DONE WITH THESE FOOLS. Onwards. 

September 3rd - POV 

Christine wins the PoV +10, she used it to save herself, fat lot of good that did for her, +5.

Although I do have to say that was a pretty cool PoV competition. 

Victoria, ever the goat is named the replacement nominee, because Derrick i...

Happy Labour Day Fantasizr!

Sorry for the late update, also sorry if this log makes no sense, it's holiday Monday and I had a couple beers at the last BBQ of the season. Holla!

This update includes the airings from August 27, 28, and 31st. Also, holy crap it's September already!

Wednesday August 27 - PoV 

Cody wins the PoV, he promptly attaches it directly to his lack of any sort of genitals and decides to keep his already weak nominations the same. Way to make those big moves Cody. +10 for winning and NO POINTS FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING THIS SEASON AT ALL. I mean, why make big moves when you can just say "you know..." and leave it at that. 

Derrick cried after his conversation with Donny because of the futility of it...

What's happening guys? Today's update contains the scores for the airings on August 20th, 21st and 24th. Interesting week this week, we didn't see a lot of extra points rolling in and despite the tension caused by Frankie's move to backdoor Zach, there wasn't a whole lot of flapping in the house over it. Onwards!

August 20th, PoV and Zingbot!

Frankie wins the PoV +10

Frankie used the PoV to remove Caleb from the block, +5 to Caleb for being saved. 

Zach is named the replacement nominee. -10. 

Not a lot of shenanigan points in this airing, except true to form, Frankie cried over something. It's such a regular occurrence these days that we didn't even get much context around it - just here's Frankie, crying. +5. 

Thursday August 21st - ...

This week's update covers the airings from August 13th, 14th and 17th. 

Wednesday August 13th - PoV 

Zach wins the PoV +10 and uses it on himself so +5. 

Christine believed the information that her alliance fed to her and nominated Nicole as the replacement. -10. 

We saw a lot of points come in with the shaningans this week - there's a lot so if I miss something, leave me a comment or shoot me an e-mail. 

Frankie and Zach fought +5 each. 

Zach cried in his DR interview +5.

Victoria was sown crying three seperate times during Derrick's recap +15 for those three incidents, and then she cried again when Zach shattered her illusions that people don't lie during a game of Big Brother, so another 5, another 5 for crying while she rehashed ...

Holy Crap this week was AMAZING!!! We saw some BIG moves and a lot of people got their strategies blown up publicly and this is why I love double eviction night!!!

Wednesday August 6th: POV night

Christine won the PoV +10. And the PoV was not used. 

Zach lost his cool and was emotional during his efforts to win the PoV, actually laying himself down and crying when he knew he blew it. +5

During the Veto meeting, Zach made Cody laugh so hard he cried. +5 

Thursday August 7th: Live Eviction (double)

Jocasta was voted out. -25

First HoH win went to Caleb. +25

Caleb nominated Hayden and Donny -10 each. 

Donny wins PoV +10 and uses it save himself. +5

Nicole is named replacement nominee -10. 

Hayden is voted out. -25. 

Nicole was emot...

Thanks for your patience with the scores going up today. We took the kids to an aviary and zoo, we got yelled at by a ring tailed lemur when we did not produce fruit a manner to his liking. He wanted an orange, and the snow monkeys got that and all we had left was strawberries and that apparently was a problem. Also we think the python might have been deceased, he was looking a little…flaccid. Memories!!!

On to the scores!

Wednesday July 30th "veto night" : 

Hayden won the PoV +10 to Hayden and he used it on Victoria, so +5 to her as well. 

Amber was named the replacement nominee. -10 to Amber. 

Victoria cried after losing the BoB +5.

Derrick cried when he received news that his grandfather had also passed away +5.

AND! I am finally ...

Scores updated today cover the shows that aired on July 23rd, 24th and Sunday the 27th. 

***Amendment to the update below (I always seem to forget to log something... fortunately this scorekeeping gig only pays me in Internet popularity points, otherwise I would be fired am I right??? Points on the INTERNET for everyone!!!) I awarded 15 points to Cody for his tears last week, but didn't meticulously document each incident - so here they are: Cody cried on Wednesday because it's really hard being HoH, you guys. Then he continued to cry and throw a tantrum over his inability to keep his word to Donny. Then when Frankie got his sad news, he cried again in empathy with his friend. Cody gets 15 points for crying.***

Wednesday July 23rd :

Wedn...

Happy Monday!

Score updates today cover the airings on July 16, 17 and 20. 

*I missed scoring one of Frankie's crying sessions and had originally only scored him +5, the points have been adjusted to show the appropriate +10. I regret the error. 

I also had updated Jocasta's Asshat bonus after the original score sheet update but BEFORE the email was sent out, so for those of you that checked before the email, if anyone did - Jocasta's score now reflects her bonus as well. 

Wednesday July 16th

After seeing what Team America's tasks are, I am going to to be awarding points under the "Special Power" option to Frankie, Donny and Derrick, +10 to each.

Wednesday saw Donny win the Power of Veto, earning him +10 and by using it on Jocasta, she...

Score update day! Thanks for being so patient with the score delay while I was on holiday, Michigan was lovely, the mitten blows a loud horn of plenty, I drank a lot of Franzia, ate some strawberries, saw a lake. Anyway, we're back to our regular posting schedule and the next three shows will be scored on Monday as usual. 

Week three shaped up to be pretty entertaining. Lots of points coming in. 

Wednesday July 9th 

Devin won the PoV, earning him +10, and used it on Brittany based on the virtue of her fertile loins and that parents should be the ones that win this game. Brittany earned herself +5 for getting herself pulled off the block with that spectacular display of logic.

Wednesday also shoved some hot and fast drama in our faces, Brittany cried, again, +5 there. Caleb and Devin fought, earning them 5 more each and ushering a bromance out the door. Weren't these boys offering to sing and cuddle each other just a few days ago? Big Brother, you never disappoint. 

Zach became the replacement nominee, -10 to Zach, sad faces. 

Thursday July  10th - live elimination night

Lots of points in shenanigans on Thursday, fights and tears and fights and acid washed shorts. 

Devin earned himself +5 for his fights on Thursday, and Paola earned herself 10 for fighting as well, twice, Zach earned 10 too, and then Paola cried earning her another 5. 

Ultimately though, Paola was sent packing, -25. I wish I could take more off because those shorts are a crime against humanity. 

HoH goes to Nicole and Derrick, +25 for each of them. 

Sunday July 13th

Nominations gave -10 to Jocasta (thanks for showing up) Caleb, Donny and Amber. 

Amber and Donny saved themselves, winning them +10 and wiping out the penalty. 

Tear scores go to Cody, Donny, Nicole and Zach +5 there for the eye rain. 

I'm also going to give Hayden and Nicole another 5 each for their blossoming showmance. I wasn't originally going to until Hayden asked if they could make out and Nicole declared it the worst date ever. I'm awarding points because it's something that has been acknowledged and positively received by both parties. We're still pending on scoring Frankie and Zach - because I need to see some mutually acknowledged romantic feelings, and Caleb and Amber will not be considered a showmance, because obsessive stalker tendencies don't count, regardless of how much cookie dough ice cream is involved. 

Bonuses!

Asshat of the Week was slim pickings in week three, everyone got a fairly decent edit, but here are your contenders: 

Amber : Amber continues to employ the "deer caught in the headlights" method of gameplay. Super annoying. Blinking at someone and then heading into the diary room to congratulate yourself on awesome gameplay is not really a solid strategy. 

Caleb: Volunteering for the block. Always works out well. Caleb seems to enjoy giving himself a lot of labels, "cowboy" "knight in shining armour" how come "deluded awkward stalker" doesn't make it on there? Caleb needs a quarter so he can buy a clue. 

Devin: Has a daughter. Also, the bomb squad was aptly named, since this joker just blew it up in their faces. Can't decide if this was a genius move or a "genius" move. I put genius in quotation marks there to heavily imply sarcasm. Total loose canon, loves the drama, chews it up, and will wake you up to share it with you.

Donny: "Did you tell me not to tell anybody?"  

Frankie: Still related to Ariana Grande. 

Paola: How are those shorts even a thing? Like, how do I live in a universe where those exist? Acid washed, high wasted shorts, seriously? And here's the thing, I don't usually snark on people's appearances, because that's rude…but those shorts were a choice. She got up and said, "what I am going to wear today?" and settled on acid washed diaper-cut jean shorts. I wish I had a time-machine, so I could hop in it and go back to the 80's when acid wash first made an appearance and personally kidnap the inventor so we could all avoid the tragedy of Paola's shorts. 

Zach:  Zach is mean, but possibly the best kind of mean, and the call out after he was made the replacement nom? Spectacular, such magnificent asshattery!

I'm giving it to Devin, this week though. Total fallout from his reign as HoH, his dramatics, and his integrity, and his mind-boggling ability to flip from one personality to another. Can't keep up, much award points, what a ding-dong. 

See you on Monday!

It's Monday and that means score updates! Are you excited? I'm excited! Sorry these ones are going up a little later in the day - we had a power outage last night due to a massive, all night thunderstorm. It was fun, my cat slept on my head because he was scared. Just a heads up as well - next weeks score update will not be happening on Monday the 14th - I will be in the lovely state of Michigan on holiday until Wednesday the 16th. Scores for the shows airing on the 9th, 10th and 13th will be updated on Wednesday the 16th, and then we will fall back into our regular update schedule.

This week saw us get on track with the schedule for the show airings, after last week's two night premiere there was a good lag where nothing really happened but oh boy did we see some stuff this week! I love the beginning of Big Brother when we see the try-hards overplay their hand and those tender first alliances get blown up in over-wrought tangles of crappy game-play - Joey, I'm looking at you. Today's scores cover the airings from July 2nd, the live show on July 3rd and July 6th.

Wednesday July 2 Scores: 

Donny won PoV earning himself a +10 and another +5 for using it to save himself. Splitters!

Donny, that sweet, sweet, gentle man earned another +5 for his emotional reaction to how much he was moved by the fact that his fellow houseguests like him. 

Joey, worst campaigner ever, earns herself a -10 for being the replacement nominee. 

We saw some more tears, +5 to Paola, Joey and Devin.

Thursday July 3rd Scores:

Joey is the first person evicted from the Big Brother house, -25 points. 

Brittany cried during the eviction, so +5 for the weepy farewell. 

Amber wins the first HoH, +25, and Devin, causing mass distress and threats of hyperbolic acts of harm everywhere, wins the 2nd HoH, so +25 to him, yay?

Paola also cried, so +5 for her as well. 

Sunday, June 6th Scores: 

Nominees Paola, Brittany, Nicole and Hayden all found themselves earning a -10 for being on the block this week. Nicole and Hayden brought themselves back to 0 by winning Battle of the Block and de-throning Amber. 

We saw a lot of tears on Sunday, some double scores for multiple crying jags here. Amber cried twice, once when she read her letter from home and again when she announced her nominations. Caleb cried, Devin cried twice, something about integrity and his daughter, or a daughter named Integrity. Frankie cried, and I am giving tear points to Cody as well - there was some face wiping when he found out he fouled on the HoH comp and Zach had to tell him to pull it together. +5 for each face watering. 

Bonuses : 

Another great week for potential Asshats! 

Frankie: Don't forget, he's related to Ariana Grande. Did you know that? He's Ariana Grande's brother, lest we go more than a few days without being reminded that he shares blood with someone OMG famous. Who is he related to you ask? ARIANA GRANDE, god, why do I have to keep reminding you???

Caleb: Donny conspiracy theorist right here. "He's ex-military, I know for a fact." Donny has no hair on his legs to therefore he must be a super-secret solider and the BIGGEST THREAT IN THE HOUSE!!! Although mad props to the editors for doing an amazing job showing how ridiculous Caleb's paranoia is. Donny sitting over there with his rock hard military-earned abs power lifting some free weights.  Cut in to the diary room Frankie blinking at the camera. I laughed, out loud. Also, Caleb, just a head's up, if a woman looks at you, or touches you or accepts a bowl of ice-cream from you, she is not agreeing to marry you and bear your children. 

Devin: Devin earned himself Asshat of the Week last week, and in true from, continues to employ an absolute train-wreck of game strategy this week. Devin seems to have found a kindred spirit in crazy paranoia and seeing HUGE THREATS in places where there are no threats and JOEY!!! HOW DARE YOU PLAY THE GAME!!! in Caleb. We got a power-duo of crazy in these two. Devin has all the "charm and charisma" of a wet, moldering dishrag and being a total ass to Donny wins him no love in hearts of BBfans. Also, Devin, he has a daughter, and integrity and he also hates it when hand lotion is left in the kitchen, animals.

Joey: "I tried to make an all-girl alliance, I'm sorry." Watch out!! We have a real contender right here, no wonder she was first out, genius child. Big Brother, do you play it??? Also, Alex…what was that? I mean, I know she used the heavy weights, but it went over like a lead balloon. Just bad. Bad. 

Amber: Total failure to recognize a golden opportunity to play both sides of the house. Take the offer of an all-girl alliance, DO IT – don't sit there going "I'm confused…I'm just really confused." Amber needs to figure out fast that starring at people blankly and pretending you don't understand is not going to get you out of playing the game.  

All of the players in the Veto Competition with the exception of Donny and Zach, who managed to actually spell a word, any word. C-A-L-T-O-R-U, seriously? I just can't with people, has no one learned anything after the debacle with technotronics? No, no one has learned a thing. 

But ultimately, Asshat of the Week is determined by the community here, and Joey took it home this week. Literally. Congratulations Joey for the first and last 10 points you will ever earn in this game. 

Happy Monday folks! 

The scores and updates today are awarded for the shows that aired on June 25th, 26th and Sunday the 29th. As it stands right now, score updates will be on Mondays, after the airing of the Sunday show so any cliffhanger HoH's from the live show are accounted for with the results and noms on Sunday's airing. 

Wednesday the 25th:

25 points awarded to Frankie for winning the first HoH. 

No other points awarded for that airing, as the season, she is but a puppy. 

Thursday the 26th:

25 points going to Caleb for winning the second HoH. 

Christine earned herself 5 for welling up with emotion and getting misty when she learned that she was going to be on Big Brother. As far as scoring is concerned tears don't need to be at BB8 Amber level of water-works to count. 

Sunday the 29th:

Sunday we saw a lot of points roll in with the first nominations. -10 points to Paola, Donny, Brittany and Victoria.

Victoria cried during the nomination ceremony earning her +5. So did Brittany, her waterworks earn +5 as well. (I missed it in the scores when I first updated them and they have now been corrected, sorry!)

Tears from Caleb, at having to make nominations at all. +5 to our metrosexual cowboy as well. 

Brittany and Victoria saved themselves winning the first Battle of the Block and de-throning Frankie, winning them back that 10 and restoring their scores to a flat 0.

Bonuses: 

The first controversy bonus of the season goes to Caleb who nets himself a nice +10 simply for expressing his unique and enlightened viewpoints regarding the President of The United States of America being a "Muslim monkey" and something rambling and angry about "fags" and something else about murder and babies or babies who murder, something like that. I had to read it about 4 times before I figured out his argument and that argument is that he does not like how the last American election went, so there.  Whoever is taking care of Caleb's social media attempted to remove the evidence by deleting his Instagram account, but the INTERNET NEVER FORGETS now do we? So congratulations Caleb, 10 hot, flaming points of shame for you! "Your (sic) dismissed..."

This first week saw some impressive contenders for Asshat of the Week:

Paola for being a creepy lecherous pervert and thinking that 4 years difference makes Cody a baby and her some old cougar or something. 

Joey, sweet summer child, for mistaking a Liberal political affiliation for a personality. 

Frankie for reminding us that he's related to Ariana Grande and she's like the most famous person the world right now. Did you know that he's Ariana Grande's brother? Ariana Grande. They're related. Ariana Grande. 

Zach, for having all the charm of a bag of smashed butt holes. Zach is the kind of person that gets punched in the face for telling people exactly what he thinks about them. No really, he has photographic proof. This is a point of pride for him. 

Victoria, the hottest in the house. 

But ultimately, the award goes to Devin. Who in just 3 episodes has done some interesting work with alliances, game strategy and oh, yes, he has a daughter, he's the first father ever, in the whole wide world. In summation, Devin is an idiot. +10 to you Devin. 

Please feel free to comment, or drop me a line at bigbrother@fantasizr.com

See you next Monday! 

Lindsey (scorekeeper)